ARE WE THE MOST DANGEROUS THING IN BRITAIN?
It has happened. We have launched the £50 Quid Danger Fund. We’ve even got our own bank account.
But where does a Dangerous Fund place its assets? The most dangerous bank in Britain of course!
So with that in mind I called Northern Rock, reasoning that they could probably do with the money.
But instead of the outpouring of gratitude that I was expecting, I was told in no uncertain terms that my business would not be welcome at the Rock. Why? I like to think that it’s because we’re too dangerous for even the most dangerous bank in Britain. But the truth is that they don’t have a suitable low deposit community account for unregistered not-for-profit organisations. That doesn’t sound quite as rock and roll so make sure you tell all your friends it’s because we’re too dangerous.
Anyway, I’ve ended up opening an account with the Alliance & Leicester, much more accommodating and boring as hell. But then I guess your bank is one thing in life that you don’t want any surprises from.
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April 9th, 2008 at 2:16 am
This all looks very sketchy to say the least - a potential threat to normal civil life as we know it!
But, perhaps not as we love it.
I look forward to letting my imagination go wild at my next coffee break…