TROUBLE-MAKING THROUGH THE MEDIUM OF BIKE SECURITY.
I love this:
“I’d spend five quid on a crappy bike, then forty-five quid on really heavy-duty chains. Lots of them.
Then I’d find one of those prissy “bikes chained here will be removed” signs, probably in an outright bike-hostile area like Ganton St near Oxford Circus, chain the hell out of the bike, and retire to a nearby cafe with a video camera to await developments.
The resulting video, probably in time-lapse, should be highly entertaining. Five points if they have to get welding equipment. Ten points if they cut through the sign.”
Gwyn has it locked down.