THE FOLLOWING POST FEATURES A VERY LITERAL DANGER FUND IDEA

A scheme at once satisfyingly promotional and very literally ‘danger’-ous from Andy ‘The Danger’ Moore. I’ve said it before but I cannot wait to see whichever of you get the money actually acting out your mischievous plots! I’m going to have an earlier-than-planned funding round to get a few going, but more on that later. For now, Mister Andrew’s wonky brainwave…

Dear Danger fund I’d like to apply for £50 to change my name by deed poll to “Danger Fund”. There seems to be lots of different companies claiming to be able to do this officially, with prices ranging from about £23 to around £7.50. Obviously I’d use the one charging £7.50, because I want to be dangerous by name and by nature. I’d then use the remaining £42.50 to hire out Eddie “The Eagle” Edwards (the most dangerous Olympian in history) to help promote my new identity around the streets of London. If “The Eagle” comes in under budget, I’d use any remaining money to flag down an illegal cab, so me and Edwards could lean out of the windows (dangerous even in a legal taxi) and shout out my new name.

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