LET’S FUND SOME BLINKING IDEAS!
The Danger Fund has been in business for a little over a month. And it’s going pretty darned well I’d say. We’ve received schemes for MC Hammer-related tomfoolery, big penis mischief and troublemaking through the medium of bike security, plus many more. Danke for all of your ideas large and small; the response has been such that we’re going to do an early round of funding to get a few going now. Largely because I can’t wait to (possibly) see a huge cock drawn around the Daily Mail offices.
So it’s probably a good time to give you an update on money, and prove that this is not an elaborate (and rather idiotic) money-making scam. Here is the state of the Danger Fund account:
Total assets: £196.97
Donations to PayPal:
Peter Hames —> £1 (to test it)
Matthew Knight —> £50
Ben Harris —> £50
PayPal charges —> -£4.03 (£4.03!)
Total cash on PayPal —> £96.97
Cheques:
Peter Hames —> £50
Michael-George Hemus —> £50
Total cash in the bank —> £100.00
Matthew, MGH and Ben - big kisses all round.
So if I top it up to £200 we can do four ideas. I will be imminently sending all of the ideas so far to our Selectors and getting them to do what they do best, select.
Let the danger commence!