THE BLOODY BIKE’S STILL THERE…
Well 48 hours have passed. The hard drive of my secreted laptop has been filled to the brim with footage of a static, chained bike as the world gets steadily darker, and then lighter, and then darker again. It would be poetic if it wasn’t so boring. Apparently at some point a guy took some pictures of it. But that’s all. Here it is: still there.

Somehow I imagined this would end up being a bit more rock n roll (in a minor traffic offence kind of way). It’s all very quiet.
Too quiet…
Could this be a double-bluff? Bike cops playing the waiting game? Well, I got all the time in the world my friends…
Next stop - making an ‘anonymous complaint’…